But Julia mistress, and Antonia maid, Appear'd like two poor harmless women, who Of goblins, but still more of men afraid, Had thought one man might be deterr'd by two, And therefore side by side were gently laid, Until the hours of absence should run through, And truant husband should return, and say, 'My dear, I was the first who came away.'
Now Julia found at length a voice, and cried, 'In heaven's name, Don Alfonso, what d' ye mean?
Has madness seized you? would that I had died Ere such a monster's victim I had been!
What may this midnight violence betide, A sudden fit of drunkenness or spleen?
Dare you suspect me, whom the thought would kill?
Search, then, the room!'- Alfonso said, 'I will.'
He search'd, they search'd, and rummaged everywhere, Closet and clothes' press, chest and window-seat, And found much linen, lace, and several pair Of stockings, slippers, brushes, combs, complete, With other articles of ladies fair, To keep them beautiful, or leave them neat:
Arras they prick'd and curtains with their swords, And wounded several shutters, and some boards.
Under the bed they search'd, and there they found-No matter what- it was not that they sought;
They open'd windows, gazing if the ground Had signs or footmarks, but the earth said nought;
And then they stared each other's faces round:
'T is odd, not one of all these seekers thought, And seems to me almost a sort of blunder, Of looking in the bed as well as under.
During this inquisition, Julia's tongue Was not asleep- 'Yes, search and search,' she cried, 'Insult on insult heap, and wrong on wrong!
It was for this that I became a bride!
For this in silence I have suffer'd long A husband like Alfonso at my side;
But now I 'll bear no more, nor here remain, If there be law or lawyers in all Spain.
'Yes, Don Alfonso! husband now no more, If ever you indeed deserved the name, Is 't worthy of your years?- you have threescore-Fifty, or sixty, it is all the same-Is 't wise or fitting, causeless to explore For facts against a virtuous woman's fame?
Ungrateful, perjured, barbarous Don Alfonso, How dare you think your lady would go on so?
'Is it for this I have disdain'd to hold The common privileges of my ***?
That I have chosen a confessor so old And deaf, that any other it would vex, And never once he has had cause to scold, But found my very innocence perplex So much, he always doubted I was married-How sorry you will be when I 've miscarried!
'Was it for this that no Cortejo e'er I yet have chosen from out the youth of Seville?
Is it for this I scarce went anywhere, Except to bull-fights, mass, play, rout, and revel?
Is it for this, whate'er my suitors were, I favor'd none- nay, was almost uncivil?
Is it for this that General Count O'Reilly, Who took Algiers, declares I used him vilely?
'Did not the Italian Musico Cazzani Sing at my heart six months at least in vain?
Did not his countryman, Count Corniani, Call me the only virtuous wife in Spain?
Were there not also Russians, English, many?
The Count Strongstroganoff I put in pain, And Lord Mount Coffeehouse, the Irish peer, Who kill'd himself for love (with wine) last year.
'Have I not had two bishops at my feet, The Duke of Ichar, and Don Fernan Nunez?
And is it thus a faithful wife you treat?
I wonder in what quarter now the moon is:
I praise your vast forbearance not to beat Me also, since the time so opportune is-Oh, valiant man! with sword drawn and cock'd trigger, Now, tell me, don't you cut a pretty figure?
'Was it for this you took your sudden journey.
Under pretence of business indispensable With that sublime of rascals your attorney, Whom I see standing there, and looking sensible Of having play'd the fool? though both I spurn, he Deserves the worst, his conduct 's less defensible, Because, no doubt, 't was for his dirty fee, And not from any love to you nor me.
'If he comes here to take a deposition, By all means let the gentleman proceed;
You 've made the apartment in a fit condition:
There 's pen and ink for you, sir, when you need-Let every thing be noted with precision, I would not you for nothing should be fee'd-But, as my maid 's undrest, pray turn your spies out.'
'Oh!' sobb'd Antonia, 'I could tear their eyes out.'
'There is the closet, there the toilet, there The antechamber- search them under, over;
There is the sofa, there the great arm-chair, The chimney- which would really hold a lover.
I wish to sleep, and beg you will take care And make no further noise, till you discover The secret cavern of this lurking treasure-And when 't is found, let me, too, have that pleasure.
'And now, Hidalgo! now that you have thrown Doubt upon me, confusion over all, Pray have the courtesy to make it known Who is the man you search for? how d' ye cal Him? what 's his lineage? let him but be shown-I hope he 's young and handsome- is he tall?
Tell me- and be assured, that since you stain My honour thus, it shall not be in vain.
'At least, perhaps, he has not sixty years, At that age he would be too old for slaughter, Or for so young a husband's jealous fears (Antonia! let me have a glass of water).
I am ashamed of having shed these tears, They are unworthy of my father's daughter;
My mother dream'd not in my natal hour That I should fall into a monster's power.
'Perhaps 't is of Antonia you are jealous, You saw that she was sleeping by my side When you broke in upon us with your fellows:
Look where you please- we 've nothing, sir, to hide;
Only another time, I trust, you 'll tell us, Or for the sake of decency abide A moment at the door, that we may be Drest to receive so much good company.
'And now, sir, I have done, and say no more;
The little I have said may serve to show The guileless heart in silence may grieve o'er The wrongs to whose exposure it is slow:
I leave you to your conscience as before, 'T will one day ask you why you used me so?
God grant you feel not then the bitterest grief!-Antonia! where 's my pocket-handkerchief?'
