"You are ****** a mistake, my illustrious friend.However weakly and meagre the Algerian bourriquot may appear to you, he has solid loins.He must have them so to support all that he does.Just ask the Arabs.Hark to how they explain the French colonial organisation.'On the top,' they say, 'is Mossoo, the Governor, with a heavy club to rap the staff; the staff, for revenge, canes the soldier; the soldier clubs the settler, and he hammers the Arab; the Arab smites the Negro, the Negro beats the Jew, and he takes it out of the donkey.The poor bourriquot having nobody to belabour, arches up his back and bears it all.' You see clearly now that he can bear your boxes.""All the same," remonstrated Tartarin, "it strikes me that jackasses will not chime in nicely with the effect of our caravan.
I want something more Oriental.For instance, if we could only get a camel" --"As many as you like," said His Highness; and off they started for the Arab mart.
It was held a few miles away, on the banks of the Shelliff.There were five or six thousand Arabs in tatters here, grovelling in the sunshine and noisily trafficking, amid jars of black olives, pots of honey, bags of spices; and great heaps of cigars; huge fires were roasting whole sheep, basted with butter; in open air slaughter-houses stark naked Negroes, with ruddy arms and their feet in gore, were cutting up kids hanging from crosspoles, with small knives.
In one corner, under a tent patched with a thousand colours, a Moorish clerk of the market in spectacles scrawled in a large book.
Here was a cluster of men shouting with rage: it was a spinning-jenny game, set on a corn-measure, and Kabyles were ready to cut one another's throats over it.Yonder were laughs and contortions of delight: it was a Jew trader on a mule drowning in the Shelliff.
Then there were dogs, scorpions, ravens, and flies -- rather flies than anything else.
But a plentiful lack of camels abounded.They finally unearthed one, though, of which the M'zabites were trying to get rid -- the real ship of the desert, the classical, standard camel, bald, woe-begone, with a long Bedouin head, and its hump, become limp in consequence of unduly long fasts, hanging melancholically on one side.
Tartarin considered it so handsome that he wanted the entire party to get upon it.Still his Oriental craze!
The beast knelt down for them to strap on the boxes The prince enthroned himself on the animal's neck.For the sake of the greater majesty, Tartarin got them to hoist him on the top of the hump between two boxes, where, proud, and cosily settled down, he saluted the whole market with a lofty wave of the hand, and gave the signal of departure.
Thunderation! if the people of Tarascon could only have seen him!
The camel rose, straightened up its long knotty legs, and stepped out.
Oh, stupor! At the end of a few strides Tartarin felt he was losing colour, and the heroic chechia assumed one by one its former positions in the days of sailing in the Zouave.This devil's own camel pitched and tossed like a frigate.
"Prance! prance!" " gasped Tartarin pallid as a ghost, as he clung to the dry tuft of the hump, "prance, let's get down.I find -- I feel that I m-m-must get off; or I shall disgrace France."A deal of good that talk was -- the camel was on the go, and nothing could stop it.Behind it raced four thousand barefooted Arabs, waving their hands and laughing like mad, so that they made six hundred thousand white teeth glitter in the sun.
The great man of Tarascon had to resign himself to circumstances.
He sadly collapsed on the hump, where the fez took all the positions it fancied, and France was disgraced.
