"Why your'n, of course! The chap across the way who is ****** up to Baya.That newspaper, the Akbar, told the yarn t'other day, and all Algiers is laughing over it even now.It is so funny for that steeplejack up aloft in his crow's-nest to make declarations of love under your very nose to the little beauty whilst singing out his prayers, and ****** appointments with her between bits of the Koran.""Why, then, they're all scamps in this country!" howled the unlucky Tarasconian.
Barbassou snapped his fingers like a philosopher.
"My dear lad, you know, these new countries are 'rum!' But, anyhow, if you'll believe me, you'd best cut back to Tarascon at full speed.""It's easy to say, 'Cut back.' Where's the money to come from?
Don't you know that I was plucked out there in the desert?""What does that matter?" said the captain merrily."The Zouave sails tomorrow, and if you like I will take you home.Does that suit you, mate? Ay? Then all goes well.You have only one thing to do.
There are some bottles of fizz left, and half the pie.Sit you down and pitch in without any grudge."After the minute's wavering which self-respect commanded, the Tarasconian chose his course manfully.Down he sat, and they touched glasses.Baya, gliding down at that chink, sang the finale of "Marco la Bella," and the jollification was prolonged deep into the night.
About 3 A.M., with a light head but a heavy foot, our good Tarasconian was returning from seeing his friend the captain off when, in passing the mosque, the remembrance of his muezzin and his practical jokes made him laugh, and instantly a capital idea of revenge flitted through his brain.
The door was open.He entered, threaded long corridors hung with mats, mounted and kept on mounting till he finally found himself in a little oratory, where an openwork iron lantern swung from the ceiling, and embroidered an odd pattern in shadows upon the blanched walls.
There sat the crier on a divan, in his large turban and white pelisse, with his Mostaganam pipe, and a bumper of absinthe before him, which he whipped up in the orthodox manner, whilst awaiting the hour to call true believers to prayer.At view of Tartarin, he dropped his pipe in terror.
"Not a word, knave!" said the Tarasconian, full of his project.
"Quick! Off with turban and coat!"
The Turkish priest-crier tremblingly handed over his outer garments, as he would have done with anything else.Tartarin donned them, and gravely stepped out upon the minaret platform.
In the distance the sea shone.The white roofs glittered in the moonbeams.On the sea breeze was heard the strumming of a few belated guitars.The Tarasconian muezzin gathered himself up for the effort during a space, and then, raising his arms, he set to chanting in a very shrill voice:
"La Allah il Allah! Mahomet is an old humbug! The Orient, the Koran, bashaws, lions, Moorish beauties -- they are all not worth a fly's skip! There is nothing left but gammoners.Long live Tarascon!"Whilst the illustrious Tartarin, in his queer jumbling of Arabic and Provencal, flung his mirthful maledictions to the four quarters, sea, town, plain and mountain, the clear, solemn voices of the other muezzins answered him, taking up the strain from minaret to minaret, and the believers of the upper town devoutly beat their bosoms.
