"He's enough of a gunner to bring mother in a wagon from Pennsylvania all the way here,and he kept wolves,bears,Indians,and Gypsies from her,and shot things for food.Yes sir,my father can shoot if he wants to,better than any of our family except Laddie.""And does Laddie shoot well?"
"Laddie does everything well,"I answered proudly."He won't try to do anything at all,until he practises so he can do it well.""Score one for Laddie,"he said in a queer voice.
"Are you in a hurry about the lions and tigers?""Not at all,"he answered.
"Well,here I always stop and let Governor Oglesby go swimming,"I said.
Mr.Mahlon Pryor sat on the bank of our Little Creek,took off his hat and shook back his hair as if the wind felt good on his forehead.I fished **** Oglesby from the ammunition in my apron pocket,and held him toward the cross old man,and he wasn't cross at all.It's funny how you come to get such wrong ideas about people.
"My big married sister who lives in Westchester sent him to me last Christmas,"I explained."I have another doll,great big,with a Scotch plaid dress made from pieces of mine,but I only play with her on Sunday when I dare not do much else.I like **** the best because he fits my apron pocket.Father wanted me to change his name and call him Oliver P.Morton,after a friend of his,but I told him this doll had to be called by the name he came with,and if he wanted me to have one named for his friend,to get it,and I'd play with it.""What did he do?"
"He didn't want one named Morton that much."
Mr.Pryor took **** Oglesby in his fingers and looked at his curly black hair and blue eyes,his chubby outstretched arms,like a baby when it wants you to take it,and his plump little feet and the white shirt with red stripes all a piece of him as he was made,and said:"The honourable governor of our sister state seems a little weighty;I am at a loss to understand how he swims.""It's a new way,"I said."He just stands still and the water swims around him.It's very easy for him."Then I carried **** to the water,waded in and stood him against a stone.Something funny happened instantly.It always did.I found it out one day when I got some apple butter on the governor giving him a bite of my bread,and put him in the wash bowl to soak.He was two and a half inches tall;but the minute you stood him in water he went down to about half that height and spread out to twice his size around.You should have heard Mr.
Pryor.
"If you will lie on the bank and watch you'll have more to laugh at than that,"I promised.
He lay down and never paid the least attention to his clothes.
Pretty soon a little chub fish came swimming around to make friends with Governor Oglesby,and then a shiner and some more chub.They nibbled at his hands and toes,and then went flashing away,and from under the stone came backing a big crayfish and seized the governor by the leg and started dragging him,so I had to jump in and stop it.I took a shot at the crayfish with the tiger ammunition and then loaded for lions.
We went on until the marsh became a thicket of cattails,bulrushes,willow bushes,and blue flags;then I found a path where the lions left the jungle,hid Mr.Pryor and told him he must be very still or they wouldn't come.At last I heard one.
I touched Mr.Pryor's sleeve to warn him to keep his eyes on the trail.Pretty soon the lion came in sight.Really it was only a little gray rabbit hopping along,but when it was opposite us,I pinged it in the side,it jumped up and turned a somersault with surprise,and squealed a funny little squeal,--well,I wondered if Mr.Pryor's people didn't hear him,and think he had gone crazy as Paddy Ryan.I never did hear any one laugh so.I thought if he enjoyed it like that,I'd let him shoot one.I do May sometimes;so we went to another place I knew where there was a tiger's den,and I loaded with tiger lily bullets,gave him the gun and showed him where to aim.After we had waited a long time out came a muskrat,and started for the river.I looked to see why Mr.Pryor didn't shoot,and there he was gazing at it as if a snake had charmed him;his hands shaking a little,his cheeks almost red,his eyes very bright.
"Shoot!"I whispered."It won't stay all day!"He forgot how to push the ramrod like I showed him,so he reached out and tried to hit it with the gun.
"Don't do that!"I said.
"But it's getting away!It's getting away!"he cried.
"Well,what if it is?"I asked,half provoked."Do you suppose I really would hurt a poor little muskrat?Maybe it has six hungry babies in its home.""Oh THAT way,"he said,but he kept looking at it,so he made me think if I hadn't been there,he would have thrown a stone or hit it with a stick.It is perfectly wonderful about how some men can't get along without killing things,such little bits of helpless creatures too.I thought he'd better be got from the jungle,so I invited him to see the place at the foot of the hill below our orchard where some men thought they had discovered gold before the war.They had been to California in '49,and although they didn't come home with millions,or anything else except sick and tired,they thought they had learned enough about gold to know it when they saw it.
I told him about it and he was interested and anxious to see the place.If there had been a shovel,I am quite sure he would have gone to digging.He kept poking around with his boot toe,and he said maybe the yokels didn't look good.
He said our meadow was a beautiful place,and when he praised the creek I told him about the wild ducks,and he laughed again.He didn't seem to be the same man when we went back to the road.I pulled some sweet marsh grass and gave his horse bites,so Mr.
Pryor asked if I liked animals.I said I loved horses,Laddie's best of all.He asked about it and I told him.
"Hasn't your father but one thoroughbred?"
"Father hasn't any,"I said."Flos really belongs to Laddie,and we are mighty glad he has her.""You should have one soon,yourself,"he said.
