I waited by the back door, and when the Uncle was beginning to go ****y was to drop a marble down between the banisters for a signal, so that I could run round and meet the Uncle as he came out.
This seems like deceit, but if you are a thoughtful and considerate boy you will understand that we could not go down and say to the Uncle in the hall under Father's eye, 'Father has given you a beastly, nasty dinner, but if you will come to dinner with us tomorrow, we will show you our idea of good things to eat.' You will see, if you think it over, that this would not have been at all polite to Father.
So when the Uncle left, Father saw him to the door and let him out, and then went back to the study, looking very sad, Dora says.
As the poor Indian came down our steps he saw me there at the gate.
I did not mind his being poor, and I said, 'Good evening, Uncle,' just as politely as though he had been about to ascend into one of the gilded chariots of the rich and affluent, instead of having to walk to the station a quarter of a mile in the mud, unless he had the money for a tram fare.
'Good evening, Uncle.' I said it again, for he stood staring at me. I don't suppose he was used to politeness from boys - some boys are anything but - especially to the Aged Poor.
So I said, 'Good evening, Uncle,' yet once again. Then he said -'Time you were in bed, young man. Eh! - what?'
Then I saw I must speak plainly with him, man to man. So I did.
I said -'You've been dining with my Father, and we couldn't help hearing you say the dinner was shocking. So we thought as you're an Indian, perhaps you're very poor' - I didn't like to tell him we had heard the dreadful truth from his own lips, so I went on, 'because of "Lo, the poor Indian" - you know - and you can't get a good dinner every day. And we are very sorry if you're poor; and won't you come and have dinner with us to-morrow - with us children, I mean? It's a very, very good dinner - rabbit, and hardbake, and coconut - and you needn't mind us knowing you re poor, because we know honourable poverty is no disgrace, and -' I could have gone on much longer, but he interrupted me to say -'Upon my word! And what's your name, eh?'
'Oswald Bastable,' I said; and I do hope you people who are reading this story have not guessed before that I was Oswald all the time.
'Oswald Bastable, eh? Bless my soul!' said the poor Indian. 'Yes, I'll dine with you, Mr Oswald Bastable, with all the pleasure in life. Very kind and cordial invitation, I'm sure. Good night, sir. At one o'clock, I presume?'
'Yes, at one,' I said. 'Good night, sir.'
Then I went in and told the others, and we wrote a paper and put it on the boy's dressing- table, and it said -'The poor Indian is coming at one. He seemed very grateful to me for my kindness.'
We did not tell Father that the Uncle was coming to dinner with us, for the polite reason that I have explained before. But we had to tell Eliza; so we said a friend was coming to dinner and we wanted everything very nice. I think she thought it was Albert-next-door, but she was in a good temper that day, and she agreed to cook the rabbit and to make a pudding with currants in it. And when one o'clock came the Indian Uncle came too. I let him in and helped him off with his greatcoat, which was all furry inside, and took him straight to the nursery. We were to have dinner there as usual, for we had decided from the first that he would enjoy himself more if he was not made a stranger of. We agreed to treat him as one of ourselves, because if we were too polite, he might think it was our pride because he was poor.
He shook hands with us all and asked our ages, and what schools we went to, and shook his head when we said we were having a holiday just now. I felt rather uncomfortable - I always do when they talk about schools - and I couldn't think of anything to say to show him we meant to treat him as one of ourselves. I did ask if he played cricket. He said he had not played lately. And then no one said anything till dinner came in. We had all washed our faces and hands and brushed our hair before he came in, and we all looked very nice, especially Oswald, who had had his hair cut that very morning. When Eliza had brought in the rabbit and gone out again, we looked at each other in silent despair, like in books. It seemed as if it were going to be just a dull dinner like the one the poor Indian had had the night before; only, of course, the things to eat would be nicer. ****y kicked Oswald under the table to make him say something - and he had his new boots on, too! - but Oswald did not kick back; then the Uncle asked -'Do you carve, sir, or shall I?'
Suddenly Alice said -'Would you like grown-up dinner, Uncle, or play-dinner?'
He did not hesitate a moment, but said, 'Play-dinner, by all means.
Eh! - what?' and then we knew it was all right.
