一路上,谁最爱唠唠叨叨?就是那英国的外国友人了……
“Hey, where are you from? What are your names? Tell me!(嘿,你们是哪里人?你们叫什么名字?告诉我呗!)”外国友人兴奋地问道。
君帝孤耐心地回答道:“Oh, I'm a lone king. They are Shuiqing son, Wumier, Jin Ruer, Juqing son, Tia*****on, thousands of children, white children, lion leaves, double hearts, Tianling, double dreams.。(哦!我是君帝孤。她们分别是金汝儿,双梦儿,双心儿,白兮儿,射千儿,狮叶儿,巨清儿,摩九儿,处美儿,水晴儿,天灵儿,天蜜儿。)”
所有人摇头晃脑的,故作高冷。她们也是要面子的好不好?如此丢人之事,只好假装不在意咯。
外国友人:“You are looking for the right person to go to Bingjiu Hotel. I am a loyal customer of Bingjiu Hotel! The food in Bingjiu Hotel is delicious, it is delicious!(去冰玖饭店你们可是找对人了,我可是冰玖饭店的忠实顾客呢!冰玖饭店的饭菜可好吃了,简直美味无穷!)”
君帝孤:“……”
众人一脸的尴尬,她们可不是去吃饭的,她们是去找接见人的,但这么说出去不太好意思吧?
外国友人:“What are you going to eat at Bingjiu Hotel? I suggest you eat his specialty, Zheng Mo Qin tears, really has the charm. The signature dishes are not expensive at all. They are very cheap.。(你们去冰玖饭店吃些什么呢?我建议你们吃他的招牌菜:筝莫琴泪,真是太有韵味了。而且招牌菜一点也不贵呢,便宜的很。)”
十二星座女公主表示,我们听不懂,算了吧,请问你以前是做推销员的吗?
君帝孤,摇了摇头,无奈的说:“Yeah, well, it seems delicious to hear you say that. I'll try it next time to see if it's really as good as you say it is. It should be delicious. Thank you for your recommendation here!(嗯,好的,听你这么一说,我要好好的去尝尝那道菜,看看是不是真如你所说那么好吃。应该十分的好吃,在这里谢谢你的推荐啊。)”说着,又友好的点了点头。
英国的外国友人无不得意的说:“That's natural. Our Bingjiu Hotel in England is famous!(那是自然,我们英国的饭店,冰玖饭店,可是赫赫有名的很!)”
十二星座女公主纷纷摊手,表示这娃她们已经救不了了,已经无可救药了,只得崩溃,绝望吧!