"H'm," said the doctor, ostentatiously amused by his thoughts and staring at the fire."Birth Control! I NEVER did."Sir Richmond smiled down on the top of the doctor's head and said nothing.
"I think" said the doctor and paused."I shall leave this Avebury expedition to you.""We can be back in the early afternoon," said Sir Richmond.
"To give them a chance of seeing the cathedral.The chapter house here is not one to miss....""And then I suppose we shall go on?
"As you please," said Sir Richmond insincerely.
"I must confess that four people make the car at any rate seem tremendously overpopulated.And to tell the truth, I do not find this encounter so amusing as you seem to do....Ishall not be sorry when we have waved good-bye to those young ladies, and resume our interrupted conversation."Sir Richmond considered something mulish in the doctor's averted face.
"I find Miss Grammont an extremely interesting--and stimulating human being.
"Evidently."
The doctor sighed, stood up and found himself delivering one of the sentences he had engendered during his solitary meditations in his room before dinner.He surprised himself by the plainness of his speech."Let me be frank," he said, regarding Sir Richmond squarely."Considering the general situation of things and your position, I do not care very greatly for the part of an accessory to what may easily develop, as you know very well, into a very serious flirtation.An absurd, mischievous, irrelevant flirtation.
You may not like the word.You may pretend it is a conversation, an ordinary intellectual conversation.That is not the word.Simply that is not the word.You people eye one another....Flirtation.I give the affair its proper name.
That is all.Merely that.When I think--But we will not discuss it now....Good night....Forgive me if I put before you, rather bluntly, my particular point of view."Sir Richmond found himself alone.With his eyebrows raised.
Section 6
After twenty-four eventful hours our two students of human motives found themselves together again by the fireplace in the Old George smoking-room.They had resumed their overnight conversation, in a state of considerable tension.
"If you find the accommodation of the car insufficient," said Sir Richmond in a tone of extreme reasonableness, and I admit it is, we can easily hire a larger car in a place like this.
I would not care if you hired an omnibus, said Dr.Martineau.
"I am not coming on if these young women are.""But if you consider it scandalous--and really, Martineau, really! as one man to another, it does seem to me to be a bit pernickety of you, a broad and original thinker as you are--""Thought is one matter.Rash, inconsiderate action quite another.And above all, if I spend another day in or near the company of Miss Belinda Seyffert I shall--I shall be extremely rude to her.""But," said Sir Richmond and bit his lower lip and considered.
"We might drop Belinda," he suggested turning to his friend and speaking in low, confidential tones."She is quite a manageable person.Quite.She could--for example--be left behind with the luggage and sent on by train.I do not know if you realize how the land lies in that quarter.It needs only a word to Miss Grammont."There was no immediate reply.For a moment he had a wild hope that his companion would agree, and then he perceived that the doctor's silence meant only the preparation of an ultimatum.
"I object to Miss Grammont and that side of the thing, more than I do to Miss Seyffert."Sir Richmond said nothing.
"It may help you to see this affair from a slightly different angle if I tell you that twice today Miss Seyffert has asked me if you were a married man.""And of course you told her I was."
"On the second occasion."
Sir Richmond smiled again.
"Frankly," said the doctor, "this adventure is altogether uncongenial to me.It is the sort of thing that has never happened in my life.This highway coupling--""Don't you think," said Sir Richmond, "that you are attaching rather too much--what shall I say--romantic?--flirtatious?--meaning to this affair? I don't mind that after my rather lavish confessions you should consider me a rather over***ed person, but isn't your attitude rather unfair,--unjust, indeed, and almost insulting, to this Miss Grammont? After all, she's a young lady of very good social position indeed.
She doesn't strike you--does she?--as an undignified or helpless human being.Her manners suggest a person of considerable self-control.And knowing less of me than you do, she probably regards me as almost as safe as--a maiden aunt say.I'm twice her age.We are a party of four.There are conventions, there are considerations....Aren't you really, my dear Martineau, overdoing all this side of this very pleasant little enlargement of our interests.""AM I?" said Dr.Martineau and brought a scrutinizing eye to bear on Sir Richmond's face.
"I want to go on talking to Miss Grammont for a day or so,"Sir Richmond admitted.
"Then I shall prefer to leave your party."There were some moments of silence.
"I am really very sorry to find myself in this dilemma," said Sir Richmond with a note of genuine regret in his voice.
"It is not a dilemma," said Dr.Martineau, with a corresponding loss of asperity."I grant you we discover we differ upon a question of taste and convenience.But before Isuggested this trip, I had intended to spend a little time with my old friend Sir Kenelm Latter at Bournemouth.Nothing ******r than to go to him now....""I shall be sorry all the same."
"I could have wished," said the doctor, "that these ladies had happened a little later...."The matter was settled.Nothing more of a practical nature remained to be said.But neither gentleman wished to break off with a harsh and bare decision.
